There might be a solution coming your way in the near future!
You know the problem - you're on the beach and you're looking glorious. Naturally, you want to show off to the world and it's wife how goddamn amazing your holiday is (and make everyone back home pig-sick as they cry into their office laptops). Or maybe you're just so business-focused that you need to make a deal over the phone as you stroll along the sea-shore. Let's face it though girls, the bikini is not a place to be storing you phone! And no, chaps - your Speedos are strictly for smuggling budgies in, not carrying your mobile about!